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WELCOME TO THE RAW SIDE OF UNDEAD FURNITURE CO.
HERE, QUALITY TAKES PRECEDENCE.
Who the Hell Are We?
"Every. Single. Fucking. Piece. Of Hardware.... IS HAND MADE STACEY! Stop coming after me that they don't all look identical. Your eyebrows don't either if we are being honest... BUT THEY ARE MEANT TO BE SISTERS, NOT TWINS.
You're still cute though
#girlsgirl.
Sorry for the low blow, I'm passionate about my knobs. These skilled artisans spend hours pushing sparkly lava into moulds, then they have to wait for it to cool down so they don't melt their fingertips to my knobs while they carve them down into shape, then they use lash glue or something and glue them into the metal fitting (WHICH ALSO IS MADE BY HAND), and then they take a very long journey over to me where I get to inspect every single one by hand before I send them to you. That is also the time, where I get to have my weekly cry and argument with my manufacturer because some of them end up looking like cousins, but from Alabama. And that's how our 10 for $35 boxes are born, in case you're wondering."
Idaho based Company,
Since 2022
We specialize in designing unique, high-quality furniture and cabinetry hardware that is unlike anything else on the market. Our distinctive pieces provide you with unique options to enhance your home with elegance and individuality.
I bet you like shiny shit don't you, you little tree goblin... Well do I have a product for you! We love the mystical and magical over here, especially those husband's that say "Yes babe we can afford that. We only have 67 other ones at home but NOTHING like that. I support this. Here take my wallet".
As if that will ever happen though... Why?
Not because we don't believe in the Unicorn husband (we don't though)....but because there is nothing you can have at home that is like anything we have, *unless you've hoarded all of our past Products and for that I say, God Bless you and God bless America.
No, These whimsical Faux-Mercury Metalic Glass Drop pulls are one of a kind, and some of the coolest products on the market... Just ask my mom. I've already collected all of them, and carry them around with me as my emotional support knobs in my pockets like shiny little crystal stones that can heal my broken soul with their superpowers. *No jokes about that though, we firmly believe that crystal superpowers are real.*
These badass knobs are GLORIOUS, with their several different colored shiny finishes. I literally had to list the name as “FAUX-MERCURY” though, because I shit you not, when the shipment came in and my contracted fulfillment center received them, I told them they were a brand new colored mercury finish and ONE OF THE WORKERS STEPPED BACKWARDS AND GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK! OMG.
Like, look babe, real mercury is ILLEGAL, this is just a product that mimics the finish. They already found lead and arsenic in our Tampons, I'm not trying to add to the heavy metal poisoning.
Anyways, buy my products, I'm trying to become famous so I can open up a healing center for complex trauma survivors. I also have a business where I help peoples bodies heal by removing the big scaries out of our bodies energetically, and I spend a LOT of time researching healing methods both physical and energetically so that we can some day open up an all encompassing treatment center…. And THAT Isaac, is why I am really hard to reach when you ask me what types of things I want on my new cool website that I'm allowed to cuss on now. (Isaac is my Website guy, highly recommended BTW).
I'm passionate about mental health, AND furniture. Because furniture saved my mental health.
So please, enjoy these products. And hold them close to your hearts because they came directly from mine.
In June of 2022, owner and Furniture Artist Cassidy Roell set out to create designs for the Furniture Refinishing community that gave artists more freedom to stylize their pieces far beyond just paint and transfers. Since then,
Undead Hardware has quickly become highly sought after by Interior Designers, Kitchen and Bathroom Remodelers, Furniture Makers, Home Builders, and several other professions all over the country seeking unique designs for their projects. Our products provide the eye catching “finishing” details to any project, elevating the overall value and esthetics to any cabinet door or furniture piece. With a wide range of custom colors and designs, we are sure to have something you will love for your next project.
HOW OUR PRODUCTS ARE BEING USED
HOW OUR PRODUCTS ARE BEING USED
"Cassidy gave me some unsolicited pointers about my eyebrows."
Stacey, Probably
"You're going to get canceled, cursing is so unprofessional. I will NOT be recommending your site even though your knobs are the best quality I have ever bought. And at SUCH GREAT PRICES."
Stacey's Mom, Who does NOT have it going on.
"Cassidy's humor is unparalleled and she is going to make it big time. 10 out of 10 stars, would highly recommend"
Cassidy
An Amazing artist with the most beautiful and unique products I've seen in a long time! The attention to detail and care that go into every piece she creates is unmatched! Do yourself a favor and support this beautiful lady ❤️
Utter Clutter - Cabinet Painting and Specialty Finishes
I have to say Undead has the best customer service! Communication has been great, questions are always answered and issues are resolved. I have had a few large orders and only had 2 minor issues with some damage. The hardware designs are nothing locally found and great quality. The product shows the importance of quality to this business. 5 stars!!!
Chick's Chaos
All products are super high quality and unlike anything I've ever seen before!! Her style of design is so unique! Can't wait to use the products I've purchased! ❤️
Jessica N.
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We hope you enjoyed this unique website experience and weren't offended by our humor. We strive to be different and the only way we know how is to be ourselves. That's our challenge to you. Do what you love and love what you do.